It’s time to be brutally honest. Kids, I’m tired of Chinese New Year. Sure it was fun for a while…with everyone distracted with the visitors, stuffing their faces with cookies and pork (bak kwa) and counting ang paos like the devious children they are, I could get up to all the kitty crimes I wanted. [...]
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BAH HAMBUG.
February 22, 2010
Woe Is Me
February 12, 2010
I did not expect to be part of the Chinese New Year Spring Cleaning Plan. I am CHEESED OFF. Hey, did anyone just say cheese? -licks lips- My now skinny tummy could use some cheeeeeeze But first, a sun nap.
Creepy Things Around The House #2
January 31, 2010
I can’t decide if the previous creepz catz grew up or these things are just multiplying by itself. See what I mean? Take my advice you kitties out there: Don’t stare directly at it or it will smell your fear. Not even if it changes position…..
Creepy Things Around The House #1
January 28, 2010
Ginger cat in an artificial pose- I better keep an eyeball on it. Must. Keep. Staring. OMG you have 5 seconds to get your ceramic paws of me-ow.
Blueberry Night
January 11, 2010
So today I stalked a blueberry to the farthest ends of the world. Blueberries are Short and they Roll. >:/ Things Must Not Roll. >:/ Then I practiced a bit of Melancholic Meowing in the hallway, just to let Somebody know how I would sound if I am lost/injured/needing a Carry. Tonight I shall guard a ladder while catching [...]
