I Spy. February 18, 2010

I spied many things today – jelly bits, sugar crumbs, fur clumps, flowers that need saving – chinese new year is just making the Feeders sloppy. FLOWAH. Woot WOot FLOWAH.

How To Buy The Perfect Condo February 5, 2010

First, make sure you can fit. Nice and snug. A slight protrusion might be fine, just nothing obscene. Next, find the perfect spot (works best with a window) to stalk that suspicious neighbour or victim. Or meal. There you have it. My personal take on finding your dream home. Advice free of charge, as usual ^^

Cat. Allie Cat. February 2, 2010

So this evening, I witnessed a somebody on television just barely escape an exploding plane. And then an exploding building. Well I could do that with my eyes closed – the key is to leave when you smell/hear the bomb, duh. Why do people watch these things when there’s kibble, and then five legged insects [...]

Creepy Things Around The House #2 January 31, 2010

I can’t decide if the previous creepz catz grew up or these things are just multiplying by itself. See what I mean? Take my advice you kitties out there: Don’t stare directly at it or it will smell your fear. Not even if it changes position…..

TRUTH ALWAYS TRIUMPHS January 23, 2010

You know how people always think cats are “so cute” when they sleep? Well, I’ve had enough of it. Sometimes we curl up like a ball to make you love us more, give us more food, make the warmth grow from the cockles of your heart…but here is the truth. Ever been asleep on a [...]

How To Get A Sexy Body January 20, 2010

Purring loudly (50 calories) Giving yourself a bath (175 calories) Digging claws into a cushion (250 calories) Covering the entire surface of a chair so no one can sit on it (750 calories) Biting owners to indicate hunger (300 calories) Searching for missing cat toy (400 calories) Tee Hee Signing Off~